Thursday, January 1, 2009

Drunk Flier

A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.

As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.

The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death.

The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."

7 comments:

Kadri said...

Happy new year!

Starting the new year with a laugh is a good way to do it. =)

Tan said...

Mean ... but a good read ... liked it much ...

Happy New Year

Keep posting ...

Tan :)

Indrani said...

Happy New Year to you and yours, Aviral.
And you fly safe!

M. Umer Toor said...

:-)

happy-hoppy new year....

humble regards!

Netra said...

:) nice one..

Thanks for your encouraging words on my NGO..

Wish you a happy and prosperous new year!

Cheers,
Net

humanobserver said...

I am agree with Kadri

continue to post such funny jokes.....

Onkar said...

Shall we call it a tragi-comic joke ?