Thursday, January 15, 2009

A Blonde Forever

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. Out of the blue, she blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?"

6 comments:

Kadri said...

=D I really like that one... even if I do have my own opinion about the blond stories as you might know. =)

Onkar said...

Quite funny.

M. Umer Toor said...

hehehe

humanobserver said...

hey why you always target Blondes ? lol...

Soul Searcher said...

That is a nice set of jokes..
I had a blast..

Tan said...

Funny Enough ... its always happiness visiting your blog ...

- Tan along with Rajesh, Mona and MJ :)

Keep writing ..