Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?

A: She drowns it.

Beating The Heat

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Furious Kid

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Daring Ad

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I'm Not Moving

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her.

He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he do.

The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

"I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

Wierd

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Puddle

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Mysterious Deaths

There was this case in the hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.

So on them next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil…….. Just when the clock struck 11….

The blonde cleaning lady, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

'Weeding' Ceremony

This pic is approximately 23 years old. I found it a few days back in one of the photo albums, got it scanned and posted it.
BTW the two people you see here (the one on the left is my dad) have nothing to do with Prakash and Lata's weeding.

Iphone And Stone

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Oh Crap!

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Fail

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Bush

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Criterion

I found this written at the back of my mom's college mark sheet-

Any candidate for Part 1 or Part 2 or Part 3 Examination who has obtained pass marks in the aggregate but has failed in not more than two subjects, obtaining not less than 30% marks in each of these subjects, may be declared to have passed the examination if for every mark by which he/she is short of the minimum pass marks in these subjects he/she has secured three additional marks in the aggregate above the pass marks.

PHEW!!!
That's some criterion! There were two more such idiotic paragraphs but i would have gone mad typing them out!