Sunday, May 10, 2009

Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.


Usha said...

But nevertheless funny! :)

Onkar said...

The second one is quite good.

Indrani said...

The fifth one should work. :D

nituscorner said...

lol!!! thats how people were treated in olden times when anesthesia was not in the scene...hehe.

Tan said...

bad bad bad things to do... you need supervision :P