Friday, October 24, 2008

Excuse Letters

The routine is familiar: when a student is late or absent from school, a letter from the parents must be supplied for the absence to be excused.Here are some hilarious letters written by parents-
  • "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
  • "Dear School: Please excuse my son for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
  • "Please excuse my son from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
  • "Please excuse my son from school. He has very loose vowels."
  • My daughter won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
  • "Please excuse my daughter, she has been sick and under the doctor."


Onkar said...

Hilarious. These nuggets show that those who do not have much idea about the English language can be a source of great pleasure to others. Their contribution needs to be recognized.

vibhu said...

The comment above is uncharitable or rather mischevious. The young guy can select and post hilarious things which can make others smile, isn't it good enough - so where comes the question of having or not having 'much idea about English language'?
Keep Smiling!!!